轻松一下下, 看看欠扁问答

Yo bros, here's a few brain teasers. Go check it out if you're feeling a bit sianz or want a break from maple, hehe~ *Courtesy of bird*

Highlight the end of the questions to gain access to the answers to these lame questions :P

- 請問烏龜的心長得像什麼?箭(归心似箭)
- 睡美人最怕什麼?失眠
- 只有頭卻沒有身體的牛,叫做什麼牛?一头牛
- 哪一種蛇有很多嘴巴? 七嘴八舌(蛇)
- 如果毛澤東沒死,現在的中國會是什麼樣子? 中国会多一个人
- 某人吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮為什麼?因为他吃葡萄干
- 人最怕屁股上有什麼東西？一屁股债
- 一個司機上了他的駕駛的汽車後，做的第一件事是什麼?坐下
- 在一間封閉的房子裡，只有一個門；有一個人想出去，怎麼拉也拉不開，後來卻出去了，為什麼呢？推开门
- 爸爸跟父親有何不同？字不同
- 陰間和陽間的中間在那裡？太平间
- 十二生肖中，何者會「掌握」人類未來?滑鼠
- 世界最長的車?塞车
- 为什麼老王家養的馬可以把老李的大象生吞活剝?玩象棋
- 當醫生說你的病沒有希望時該怎麼辦?换一位医生
- 兔子為何可以跳的比椰子樹還要高?因为椰子树不会跳

怎么样? 够冷吧... 对不起,浪费了你 5 分钟的青春, 哈哈~

Pissed...

Case Study:

Fucking hot Sunday morning; woke up at 8 am (which is fucking early cos i slept at 2++am); parents not at home= no breakfast= bad mood= 不要惹我~

Agenda of the day:

• Go W's place to pass her stuff (reluctant, but cannot tua her la...)
• Meet up at 328's place then go YCK club together
• Gym, tan, sauna etc
• 吃喝玩乐, what will be will be~ (Uni starting soon, so i guess i dun have many chances to live such a 颓废的生活 for long)

Took a bath, went out. Scorching sun, bloody sweaty, fuck, wad's the point of bathing...

Reached W's place at 1130h. Gave her the stuff, mission accomplished.

Called 328, expectedly, just woke up.

(At this point of time, I had totally no idea that the other bros were not going to the club)

"Hello brudder, 很累吔. Bear 在 chalet. 没有通知其他人了..."

Nel's 语译: 'Must have been playing/ watching anime/ d/ling porn till ungodly hours... In the end neva jio other pple to go club (i've been fucking busy the whole day on Sat, so pardon me if i have not taken the initiative to jio other guys)'

FUME POINT 1: I'm already at Serangoon, turning me down now= telling me to go home. (can't stay at W's place cos she's studying for a programming cert, dun wanna distract her) Which means another hour+ of bus trip home...

FUME POINT 2: Bloody last minute then tell me dun wanna go club... Sorry, didn't tell me, i must decipher myself...

FUME POINT 3: Din eat breakfast...

FUME POINT 4: Haven't fully recovered from flu and cough, the travelling made me kinda sick again...

FUME POINT 5: It started to rain on my way home, guess wad, which fucking sissy would carry an umbrella wherever he goes...

怎么这样? 怎么这样?

9 years le, an zua ah ne tua wa... Precisely becos 328 is one of moi more precise acquaintance (ok, i defame u by 1 for today...), i din give him a fucking gd fuck... (did send a nasty sms tho... :P)

That's it man, one of these days, I'm gonna come up with a sibeh jialat tua to tua u guys for all the tuas that i've endured through the 9 years... 9 years bros, 9 years...

To be continued...

First human male pregnancy~

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWW~

Can't believe a man can actually get impregnated... WTF...
And I wonder which man in his right mind would actually want to go through the process of conceiving... siaoz...

http://www.malepregnancy.com/

Visit this site and disgust yourself...

Hey, where are the others?

Hey bros~ Where are you? Long time no see liaoz...
The brotherhood members who are more (or should i say most) active are only left with 328, Yingjie, Bear, (Jordan, Chin Chun) and me nia...

In case you (those who have joined the dark side and have forgotten abt the brotherhood) are wondering how we (the jedi knights :P) are doing, here's a little sneak peak:















~~~Taipei Trip 010705 - 070705
















~~~Bear - Theme: Fly Away ~ F.I.R
















~~~Cha Ren: KTV Musketeers

Notice we hang out at KTVs often? You guys have missed out alotta opportunities to enjoy our melodious 天籁之音~

For jedi knights who have contacts of those on the dark side, do drag them to this blog~

Or else, heh heh heh~

errrhhhheeemm~我是喜歡喬妹lor......














看。。。so chio~
--YJ--

"鸟"仔队大爆料

今日小爆:--

台北-- XXYYJXX 为凯统大饭店 lobby 女郎着魔!
XX328XX 睡时哻声如雷霆,并公然抢被!

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绝对爆料~!
XXYYJXX 暗示欣赏台妹!!!

对戴大环型耳环的美媚独钟, 并渴望妖艳美女对己吆喝"Kwa si mi kwa? Mwei you kan gor mei nu ah?" 审美观与友人有天渊之别,偏爱粉红系列悄佳人,更不能忍受白晰长腿美媚穿 boots 的致命诱惑.
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以上爆料绝对夸张, 但并非毫无根据,若有怨言,恕不接待.

台灣七日游

上星期剛從台灣回來~滿載而歸。。。買了不少東西。。。還好沒把卡刷爆。。。有點不想回來了。。。嘿嘿~
買東西,吃東西﹐買東西,吃東西。。。真是爽啊﹗
又有妹眉看。。。i miss my lobby girl~hehe

嘿嘿~ testing yah

Testing Testing~

muahaha~ new blog up......muz support yeah.....