欠扁问答题 II

一個人被刷成金色 　 ＊一鳴驚人（一名金人）＊
羊停止了呼吸　　　　＊揚眉吐氣（羊沒吐氣）＊　
有一隻熊走過來　　　＊有備而來（有BEAR來）＊
第十一本書　　　　　＊不可思議（BOOK11）＊
哪一種蝙蝠不用休息　＊不修邊幅（不休蝙蝠）＊
手機不可以掉到馬桶裡＊機不可失（濕）＊
小玉對小明說她爸爸性無能＊ 欲罷不能（玉爸不能）＊
狗過了獨木橋就不叫了＊過目不忘（過木不汪）＊
蜜蜂停在日曆上　　　＊ 風和日麗（蜂和日曆）＊
兩個男人坐在石頭上　＊ 一石二鳥＊
一群女人在聊天　　　＊ 無稽之談（無雞之談）＊
一群人拿雞蛋砸槍　　＊ 槍林彈雨（槍淋蛋雨）＊　　　　　　　　　
拿筷子吃飯　　　　　＊ 膾炙人口（筷至人口）＊
有十隻羊，九隻蹲在羊圈，一隻蹲在豬圈＊ 抑揚頓挫（一羊蹲錯）＊
羊打電話給老鷹，老鷹接起電話說 "喂"＊陽奉陰違（羊PHONE 鷹 "喂")＊
誰家沒有電話　＊ 天衣（天衣無縫 PHONE）＊

Hehe, too bored in the com lab, so surfed for some rubbish~ Enjoy~

Featured Bachelor~~~

Happened to see this article in Seventeen on a survey "The Mama's Boy", and guess what? Wilson is being featured! The handsome dudes that took this survey were asked who they would save if their girlfriends and mothers were drowning (such a cliched question, tsk, and come on la, most girls can swim also...), and obviously, our guai kia cum yandao cum most sought-after-by-girls Wilson's reply can be easily inferred.















Wilson: Featured Bachelor cum mama's boy~ KA WA I~~~~

Well, still as 帅 as ever, and now openly declaring that he's still single! I can't believe it... Dunno what the girls out there are doing... 如果我是女人一定会千方百计设法认识他 and heh heh heh~ Used to think he looked like 木村拓哉, haha~ Walau wasted sia, last time never take photo with him, else can sell to his stalkers :P

GM Event in Ellinia - Exclusive LIVE Footage!!!~

WARNING!!!~
Maplings beware. Crimson Barlog & his minions have declared war on Victoria. Here's live footage from the scene (prelude & aftermath) taken at the risk of my "life"....k not mine but my char's lol~ Juz in case u were wondering, i'm standing in the centre.Haha... enjoy!!! GO! GO!! GO!!!

哇塞！Crimson Barlog approaching fast...everyone oblivious of the imminent threat, SMILE SUMMORE!!!~ Dun wanna mention names... 真是螳臂挡车，不自量力噢~ : P

A majestic scene comparable to the “南京大屠杀”...the aftermath of a flyover by none other than the Crimson Barlog himself/herself? Hmm...let's see, the x & the y chromosomes...homo?! Ha ha.. 我知道现在是"Hungry Ghost Festival"但也未免太夸张了吧。看来有关单位有的忙了，嘿嘿。。。见鬼喽！~

YJ's New Fone......pheewwweet~

Finally got to change a new fone.....my Samsung S300 eventually died on me.......u guys noe it....the fone that kena gunshot in the screen one....

Went down to Causeway Point hello! shop yesterdae nite........wow~si beh crowded.....nvr seen hello! shops so crowded b4.....think alot of ppl also changing fones.......

Din waste time immediately went to the counter and told the guy i wanted to upgrade my fone......and to transfer the foneline from my mum to me.......

The fone cost me S$538 sia.........+S$20 admin fee for the transfer of foneline......heart pain leh.....
But after i reached home and explored the fone.......woot~i'm impressed........think its worth the buy.....

It's a combination of a MP3 playa....FM Radio....2.0MegaPixel Camera with Autofocus.....integrated with Bluetooth.......together with the other functions of Voice dialing lah.....MMS lah......etc.

It also came with a free detachable flash attachment to fone which makes it look like a decent digital camera......can record video clips oso.......ooooohhhhhh.......hot stuff~

Its my first camerafone so dun be surprised by my reaction to owning this new gadget.........well my days in the army din allow me to own a camerafone.......hehe......classified stuff.....my job scope's confidential.........















This is the first pic taken on my new K750i......
Its taken with the default settings.......a bit blur....but not bad rite?

Topic of the Day: YJ's pathetic life...........

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............sian........sian.......sianz.......sianzz.......sianzzz......sianzzzz...........
keep having the 'sian' word in my head........
why is my life so sian?
why am i whining in my blog how sian my life is?
i'm runnin' out of ideas for things to do......besides studying........
i need some excitement in my life........
something to look forward to.......
that something......i dunno wad it is......
maybe i juz need girls........
maybe i should juz go 芽籠 and find one hiao one.......
or maybe i should find a decent one so that i can haf some kind of commitment....and a different kind of company......
but.....
but.....
but.....
where to find......
there's so many around in sch.......
but few fit the bill.....
not that they aren't good looking or wad.......juz that the feeling not rite......
well i'm not some hunk or wad....so can't expect much.......
as for those that fit the bill.....
they r always hanging ard with large grps of frens......and all girls.......
u noe the sight of a large grp of giggly girls freaks me out~
its nice to hear a girl giggle....but not many girls giggling........makes my hair stand......
maybe should get a part-time job......and know some girls there.....
haiz.........
老了.......
sian.....
time flies.....光陰似箭﹐歲月如梭
每當夜深人靜時的那種空虛寂寞。。。誰人能了。。。無奈阿無奈

飞逝的青春,朦胧的人生

2005 年 7 月,叫我既怀念又讨厌.

上旬旅游台北,实在令人难以忘怀. 完成了到台北一游的心愿,返新后,心里真的空虚不已,深感实现不如期待的道理.

台北旅游返新两日后又跋涉至马,与她家人共乐.糟糕,感情融洽,不知是悲是喜.情绪起初难以捉摸,但友人认为,顺其自然最重要. 果然,凡事别想得太尽,生活会好过一些.

七月里,朋友少,感情却更好. 与死党三不五时结伴外出,东南西北走(摸)透透,暴饮暴食,唱歌看电影,挥霍无阻.可怜我那肚子越饱,皮包就越小.只有支出没有收入,金山都能被我败光啦...

古有云:勤有功,戏无意. 惨了,这月里,嘻戏成性,颓废度日,空虚感日渐加深.然而,若不轰轰烈烈地跃入深渊里,又怎能了解出淤泥而不染的道理呢... 成长过程亦弗如是吧~

如今大学已开课,不知前景如何.
看不清前方的目标,退不回昔日的奢华,烦啊...

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz..............

Tired.......exhausted.......worn out........run out of steam liao.........

The past few daes were so hectic that i had no time for a breather......think i really 老了......gettin' tired easily these daes......

Fridae go pulau ubin.....cycle the whole afternoon.....took some pics......

Sat meet up with JC mates......Ant & Aeron.....go dinner....den played snooker with Ant at K-Pool Cine....at nite join bear go chiong.......hopped from Onyx to m-zone to MU......can't rem whether MU was last destination......to seh to think by then....summore bear too hiong liao....K.Oed at MU.....puked all over my jeans and couldn't stand properly hehe~.....almost had trouble carrying him home.....reached home 5+a.m liao......had a quick shower but seems that it didn't make me feel any betta....struggled me way to my bed and juz collapsed.....

Sun morn.....woke up by call from bird.....told me he meeting 328 and bear for gym....summore they reaching in 10 mins time.....wah thot bear seh liao still can wake up for gym.....stunned but decided to wake up to join them since i can't sleep further....probably drank too much the previous nite.......reached YCK in an hours' time......stepped into club with a stomach full of alcochol.....worked out awhile b4 going out to the pool to sun-tan.......went for the usual jacuzzi sauna routine den zaoz liao......haven eaten anything the whole morning hungry liao....so go eat.....by the time reached home evening liao....end of dae

Mon.....school.....sianz.....econs day......arrgghhhhh.....woke up later than usual todae....so chop chop bathe liao head to campus......no time for brunch......stomach growling in the middle of lecture........but brain gorged with lotsa concepts........all the econs i used to study suddenly all come back liao.....all in one lesson....kinda freaks me out~.......factors of production.....labour.....physical capital.....land......production possibility frontier......constraints....opportunity costs.....demand & supply.....specialisation......terms of trade.....and many many more.......headachez.....
After lesson joined the gang at K-Box clementi......din haf the mood to sing......so sleepy~
Initially wanted to head downtown to watch the NDP carnival concert......but 328 decided he was too tired so we went for dinner and then went home instead........

Think I'm so pre-occupied these daes i got no time for Maplin~.......my hunter at 60 for 2 weeks liao........2 weeks nvr lvl......dunno when then can hit 70.........i wanna do 3rd job........aaahhhhhhhhhhh~....i wan my arrow rain......i wan my strafe.....i wan my new skills......:(

画说不老 Pulau Ubin 传

很愉快的一天! 五人齐出发到 Pulau Ubin~
Changi Jetty 经过了翻新, 现在还蛮 stylo 的 wor~

Ah~ Long time never see this sign liao~
















Brings back memories sia~

Super 晒的一天~
/*** thanks to YJ's banana boat, I'm not peeling now... However, I think all of us look like red hot chilli ... crab, not peppers... I look so bloody red! Walau!*** /

So Bear decided to 露两点~















到了海边 (Bear's 世外桃园), 大伙儿歇歇脚,拍拍照




























桃圆附近还真有花 le~
/***以下人物绝非同志***/
/***The assertion above might be false***/
















到了 Noordin Beach, 找来了一位老先生, 请他替我们拍照
Nel: Can you help us to take a photo?
Old man: Take a photo of us? (he's with his daughter and wife, daughter's a mix blood)
Nel(暗笑): No, please help US take a photo (of course it's my bros and me, duhz)

他的技术还 buey pai 喔~

















搞得满脚都是沙, 只好到 Mammam 去 sway kah 和 wash up 一下
很明显的, 大家都累了

















6PM: 时间真的过得好快, 又是时候说 bye bye~
这一离别又不知何时能再重返 Ubin, 离愁别绪涌上心头
只好望着大海, 感叹时光的仓促~

-_-'''.........

Todae is a day of silly happenings........oh how silly can I get.......wonder wads wrong with me for the past week man.....keep having silly encounters.....

Attended my first POBF lesson todae.......sat right at the back of the LT near the exit.......came early so took out my copy of newpaper and read......suddenly sensed someone sitting down on the 2nd seat to my right......looked up and saw a lady.....probably in her mid-thirties.....quite surprised to see someone of an older age grp.......but din suspect anything since the student population in SIM was made up of a portion of working professionals......it din occur to be that working professionals can't be taking up a full-time programme at that point of time.....so carried on with my reading......

Lecture starts puntually......the lady lecturer introduced herself......told us abt her background and outlined the key points of the module......then passed down copies of notes......the lady beside me received the stack of notes and passed me the whole stack.....seeing that she din take one herself my first reaction was to pass a copy to her......she took it and smiled back at me....thot wad a friendly and nice lady she is.......the lecturer then asked us to turn to a page in the set of notes......realised i was fumbling with the pages.....the lady politely offered to show me the page.....wow~seldom see pple so overly friendly one......

As the lecture goes on i was busily taking notes.......same for the lady beside me......during the lecture break she approached the lecturer and struck a conversation with her.......i was thinking she might be juz clarifying her doubt regarding wad was taught....so din suspect anything wrong either......

Finally, lecture end liao.....here comes the twist.....the lecturer said "okay, i shall end the lesson here todae....for your info the next lecture will be conducted by the other co-lecturer....she is the lady that i was speaking to during the break..."

Wah kaoz, piangzz, diuzz, duh~........where got such silly thing one?i actually mistook the lady sitting beside me to be a student when she was actually the co-lecturer!!!Dunno whether wanna laugh or cry sia......toot leh~

Guess thats the difficulty of being a freshman......blur like f@rk.......wad a joke sia......can't believe i so gong leh........

After lessons headed down NUS go see my bros audition for some singing club.....no queue......good man chop chop finish.....saw my JC classmate....almost din recognise her sia....she really looks different with the braces on.....guess she was a member of the club......the audition was an individual one......but they dun allow audiences......man i went all the way to NUS den cannot hear my bros sing......wasted trip sia....wait outside for them to finish......saw the audition form......tone _/20....pitch _/30......etc.(kaoz audition for club activity nia need to be so pro mah?
not participating in 絕對Superstar leh.......enjoy singing can liao mah......so stress for wad?)....go ktv oso not so stressed.....

Another boring day in sch~~~~

9a.m-- Rise and Shine

10a.m-- Maplin~

11a.m-- Wash up and get ready for lessons

12p.m-- Wah kaoz....raining liaoz.....summore super heavy~grabbed my brolly and headed out, y jeans were drenched when i reached the MRT station juz 5 mins walk away......try imagining how heavy the rain was.....On my way to SIM

13p.m-- Reached SIM, went to lecture rm....only to find that its locked and another lesson is going on inside.....waited outside

13.30p.m-- Supposed to be the time lecture commences.....see no sign of lecturer....and the pple inside the LT doesn't seem to be coming out.......sensed something wrong

13.40p.m-- Headed down to the original venue for the lecture for confirmation....surprised to see part of the lecture grp waiting inside.....saw the boxes of notes placed at the entrance.....woot~1st lesson nia the notes as thick as a dic(dictionary i mean)....thought it was the right venue......

13.50p.m-- Still no sign of lecturer.....then a guy entered the LT asking if we were attending stats class....guess he was the admin asst who was in charge of bringing in the boxes of notes....
told us the lecturer was waiting at the other LT......

13.55p.m-- Back to the LT that was locked earlier on......duh~so I didn't make a mistake in the venue.....seems that there was some comms break down between the students and lecturer....apparently the lecturer had changed the venue and posted on the student portal but a small grp of students were unaware of the change.....

14p.m-- Lecture starts 1/2 hr late......

Conclusion: I felt that I was being tua-ed........i knew the change in the venue but still went to the wrong LT.......felt like an idiot sia......hopefully this trend of changing venues would stop to prevent future confusion.......why not just fix the venues for the lectures all the way???arrrrghhh....

15p.m-- FFFFFRRRREEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZIIIIIINNNNNNN~it was so freakin' cold in the LT.....ever wondered why the air-con in LTs are always so cold???Felt like i was going to hibernate......think the freezing air-con was the primary reason why pple fall asleep in lectures.....

16.45p.m-- Finally ended.....another short day at sch.......this is getting taxing on my wallet.....transport fares not cheap ley~Go all the way from Yishun to Clementi juz for a 3 hr lecture?Silly rite?But do I haf a choice?NO!

Second day in SIM nia.....still like lost sheep sia......can't even find the toilet.....the directions given on the signs led me going in circles.....thot the signs were pretty useless.......and the cafeteria......FWAH~....SO MANY PPLE!!think i''ll never dine in SIM ever......the study tables.....SO MANY PPLE!!!!.....can't even find a place where i can sit down and relak for a while.....everywhere also SO MANY PPLE!!!